homolesbians

homolesbians:

  1. Slouch (you know what i mean)
  2. Leg over knee (the butch way)
  3. Eye contact (i know it’s scary but try)
  4. T-shirt (gay themed)
  5. When convenient talk about ex-girlfriend / this girl i dated (“i know her through my ex-gf”, “my ex-gf used to work there”, etc)
  6. Blatantly check out other girls
  7. Stare at…